The Rocket Blog

The incredible shrinking Steve Jobs

We're onto you Apple

Nice try, Apple, but we are not fooled but this iPad business.  You say it is larger than an iPhone, but smaller than than a laptop. Yea, right.  You have clearly found a way to shrink Apple’s Brain, Steve Jobs, just so the tablet... err iPad, looks like a different product than the iPhone.  For once, the onion might have actually gotten it right.  If it wasn’t ready you could have just said so. Honey I shrunk the CEO is so 90's.

What we can’t wrap our brains around is why did you eventually shrink him to 1/100th of his size.  A two-story tablet is really not that appealing to the average tech-consumer.  All we have to ask is, please don’t turn Steve into an ant.  We need his brain power for years to come. (At least Reuben does.)